The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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