Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
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Drunk walkin through police station. America
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
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You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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