i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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