i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
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Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
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Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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