No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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