I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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