So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
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She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
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One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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