Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Shame - the story of my life.
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