i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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