i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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