did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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