The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
4 words: hood of his car
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
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This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
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I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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