apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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