Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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