I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
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Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I stole a fireplace last night.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
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I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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