Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
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I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
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She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I supernannyed him into submission
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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