i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
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I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
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She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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