We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
there was a trapeze. enough said
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
is that a dick in a sweater?
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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