Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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