I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
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Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
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hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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