you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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