Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
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I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
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its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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