Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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