We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
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