Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
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I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
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Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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