So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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