Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
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Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
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It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
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