bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What changed your mind?
Being sober
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize