i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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