only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
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Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
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Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
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