can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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