Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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