Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
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If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
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My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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