I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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