Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Randomize
