I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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