They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
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Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
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Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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