Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
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someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
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I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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