I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
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I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
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I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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