And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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