She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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