yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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