His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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