This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
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4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
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I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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