why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
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you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
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My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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