Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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