And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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