4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
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He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
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Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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