Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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