David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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