I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Terrible idea I love it
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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