I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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