Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
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I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
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Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
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