Sry I called you an 8
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
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How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
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Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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