You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
please come you make the beer taste better
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
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For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
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Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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