i jhust puked up my retainher.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
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I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
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Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
ok first of all what the fuck
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